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Shame Peter Thu 2017-08-31 12:29pm No. 187 150419695192s.jpg
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Your stripper name Anonymous Sun 2017-07-23 8:04am No. 186 150081149278s.jpg
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20 Jokes So Terrible They're Actually Funny Anonymous Fri 2017-07-07 1:14pm No. 160
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good...) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!

What Kind of Love Have We Created in This Love-Desert Society? Peter!CzQ2xpYD/U Mon 2017-07-03 3:57am No. 159 149906863258s.jpg
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The Matrix Is All Around Us Peter!CzQ2xpYD/U Mon 2017-07-03 2:55am No. 158
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Why are men going their own way? (MGTOW) Peter!CzQ2xpYD/U Wed 2017-05-03 12:15am No. 148
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Why are men going their own way? (MGTOW)
Anonymous Sun 2017-07-02 9:19pm No. 156
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Test reply.
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Outrageous Anonymous Wed 2017-06-21 12:11am No. 154 149801830916s.jpg
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No Fishing Anonymous Fri 2017-06-16 11:18am No. 153 149762632817s.jpg
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Anonymous Sat 2017-06-10 11:12pm No. 151
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It wasn't me.


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The Truth About Alcohol: Etymology & Symbolism Anonymous Sun 2017-05-14 2:56pm No. 149
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The Truth About Alcohol: Etymology & Symbolism

Delete Facebook Anonymous Mon 2017-05-01 12:28pm No. 147
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Delete Facebook

Peter!CzQ2xpYD/U Thu 2017-04-27 2:34pm No. 146
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Ever notice how people texting at night have that eerie blue glow?

Or wake up ready to write down the Next Great Idea, and get blinded by your computer screen?
During the day, computer screens look good—they're designed to look like the sun. But, at 9PM, 10PM, or 3AM, you probably shouldn't be looking at the sun.

f.lux fixes this: it makes the color of your computer's display adapt to the time of day, warm at night and like sunlight during the day.

It's even possible that you're staying up too late because of your computer. You could use f.lux because it makes you sleep better, or you could just use it just because it makes your computer look better.

justgetflux.com/

Peter!CzQ2xpYD/U Thu 2017-04-27 7:52am No. 145
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My life philosophy boils down to the finite nature of time. All of us have limited time on Earth. None of us know how long we truly have, but we can almost all agree that it is surely not long enough. If I’m ever unsure of how I want to spend time, I bring this into consideration. Remembering that we are going to die can be one of our greatest motivators. If you have reason to believe you will die younger than average, consider yourself lucky – the fire under your ass will burn even hotter. Life quality over quantity. More: medschoolinsiders.com/pre-med/the-grind-my-life-philosophy/

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Peter!CzQ2xpYD/U Wed 2017-04-26 5:09pm No. 143
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The Pareto Law

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