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Arizona: Muslim Students Threaten to Kill Prof for Suggesting Islam Is Violent

"It goes without saying," says Damask, "that I will not apologize for anything, that it is perfectly appropriate to discuss Islam, Muhammad, the Quran, the hadiths and any other matter related to Islamic terrorism. Incidentally: there has been no official complaint, no due process for me, just a mad scramble by the school to appease Islam."

Damask's introduction to the new Leftist academic world in which identity trumps truth has been bitter. "The College," he says, "has displayed an appalling lack of respect toward my rights; it has essentially engaged in defamation by terming my course material inaccurate, insensitive and that I have violated the College's values; has denied my civil rights through waiving any and all due process procedures; violated my First Amendment rights by demanding I make an apology to the student; and violated my First Amendment and civil rights by demanding I alter my course material. Further and perhaps worse, I believe the school has effectively encouraged and permitted these threats to be made against me when the school could have immediately put a stop to them, which is tantamount to allowing mob threats against me."

https://pjmedia.com/culture/robert-spencer/2020/05/08/arizona-muslim-students-threaten-to-kill-prof-for-suggesting-islam-is-violent-n389324
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Woman arrested after calling cops to report fire in her crotch
Morgan asked the cops if the fire department's "hose is working" and said, "I need somebody to come put it out with their hose," according to the outlet.
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/woman-arrested-after-calling-cops-to-report-fire-in-her-crotch/?utm_source=reddit.com
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A wanted man who hid in bushes in an attempt to evade police blew his cover when he farted.

Realising officers on the scent were closing in, the suspect had fled into woodland near Harworth, Nottinghamshire.

His location remained a mystery until they heard a noise "believed to be the sound of someone breaking wind".

He was arrested alongside another suspect found hiding behind a fireplace in a nearby home.

One of the pursuing officers said: "I was almost out of wind running but luckily [the suspect] still had some.

"I heard him letting rip and followed the noises to a bush."

Nottinghamshire Police said a 35-year-old man was arrested after failing to appear at court and a 30-year old man was arrested in relation to other matters.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-52577485
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Felon Claimed Choking Was A Demonstration

An ex-con arrested for allegedly hitting and choking his girlfriend told Florida cops that he was not actually attacking the woman, but rather demonstrating "how I was previously arrested for domestic battery," according to a court filing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/choke-explanation-528639
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Drunk who beat lollipop man with his own stick smeared police cell with poo

Jones hurled extra racist insults at youngsters and punched the windscreen of a Fiat 500 which smashed earlier than he collapsed in a bush after being confronted by dad and mom.

Police arrested him however Jones threatened to spit into the officers' faces earlier than being locked in a custody suite the place he smeared 'your entire cell' together with his faeces.

https://scoopsquare24.com/drunk-who-beat-lollipop-man-with-his-own-stick-smeared-police-cell-with-poo/
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Man cited after urinating on Crystal Lake business' rug

Crystal Lake police have cited a 63-year-old roofing worker who was caught on camera urinating on a local business' rug and then asking whether the building had "any leaks."
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Topless Woman Goes on Rampage … Grand Slams ALL Plates!!!

No mooning over Miami - this half-naked woman was topless - but she did serve up her own version of a Grand Slam … destroying at least 100 plates in a SoCal Denny's.

The topless woman was caught on video Thursday around 11:20 AM grabbing plates from a large stack in the seating area of the Hawthorne, CA restaurant … and smashing the hell out of them.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/23/dennys-topless-lady-smashing-plates-video-cops/
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U.S. Citizens Married To Immigrants Are Blocked From Getting Stimulus Checks

Some U.S. citizens aren't eligible for stimulus checks - because they're married to immigrants

The coronavirus stimulus package was meant to put emergency spending money into the economy, issuing a $1,200 check to most Americans that they can use to pay their bills in this time of hardship, and help stimulate businesses in the process. Now, though, we're learning about all the strings that are coming attached to that hastily passed package - including the fact that U.S. citizens aren't eligible to receive the money if they're married and filed taxes jointly with an immigrant who doesn't have a social security number.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/u-citizens-married-immigrants-blocked-145343198.html
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Publicly traded firms get $365M in small-business loans

Companies with thousands of employees, past penalties from government investigations and risks of financial failure even before the coronavirus walloped the economy were among those receiving millions of dollars from a relief fund that Congress created to help small businesses through the crisis, an Associated Press investigation found.

The Paycheck Protection Program was supposed to infuse small businesses, which typically have less access to quick cash and credit, with $349 billion in emergency loans that could help keep workers on the job and bills paid on time.

But at least 94 companies that disclosed receiving aid since the program opened April 3 were publicly traded, the AP found, some with market values well over $100 million. And about 25% of the companies had warned investors months ago - while the economy was humming along - that their ability to remain viable was in question.

https://apnews.com/6c5942eec36cc43b25ad5df5afebcfbd
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Woman opens fire on cell tower workers hundreds of feet in the air, sheriff says

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/woman-opens-fire-on-cell-tower-workers-hundreds-of-feet-in-the-air-sheriff-says/1012483719/
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A man who robbed a Far South Side hot dog stand accidentally shot himself in the penis as he tried to escape early Tuesday, according to court documents.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-far-south-side-robber-shoots-self-20171102-story.html
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I just checked that video and messed with the levels on my speaker: I now have proof that CNN is adding subliminal sounds to their videos in order to scare normies.

https://streamable.com/e55cco
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A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet

(CNN) - A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in midair, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.
The man had been surprised by employees at his firm, who had organized a joyride in a Dassault Rafale B jet for him as a treat.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/france-fighter-jet-ejection-scli-intl/index.html
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Dying for the Dow Jones Industrial Average is now an essential part of MAGA dogma.
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IMPORTANT: Predicting Coronavirus
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Coronavirus will bankrupt more people than it kills — and that's the real global emergency
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/coronavirus-deaths-trump-stock-market-pandemic-economy-bankrupt-italy-a9394891.html
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Stepmum accused of slicing genitals off 12-year-old boy with fruit knife in China

Doctors in China have spent 12 hours reattaching a 12-year-old boy's genitals after his stepmum allegedly cut his penis and testicles clean off with a fruit knife.

The 12-year-old boy, whose name has not been given, is in stable condition, but doctors fear he may never regain full function of his reproductive organ.

The child living with his father in the city of Fuyang was reportedly attacked by his stepmother in their rental home on 3 March.

His dad returned home to find him severely injured, and took him to Fuyang People's Hospital for treatment.

The boy, whose severed penis and testicles were carried to hospital in a bag, was eventually referred to the First Affiliated Hospital of Anhui Medical University.

Zhang Xian, the hospital's head urologist, said the boy's genitals were successfully reattached during a 12-hour operation lasting from 8pm to 4am the following day.

The boy has since woken up from surgery and remains in stable condition.

The medic said: "He went from hospital to hospital. It caused such a big delay.

"His genitals were cut clean off and brought in a bag.

"I've never seen anything so cruel. His penis and testicles were completely severed.

"The boy said his stepmum did it."

The doctor reported that the boy would be able to urinate normally in the future, but that it would be "very difficult" for him to recover the "efficacy" of his organ.

The child's stepmum, 32, who has not been named, is believed to be in police custody as an investigation continues.

The reason behind the alleged attack is still unclear.

https://7news.com.au/news/crime/stepmum-accused-of-slicing-genitals-off-12-year-old-boy-with-fruit-knife-in-china-c-732349
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A COVID-19 coronavirus update from concerned physicians

"Everything we do before a pandemic will seem alarmist. Everything we do after will seem inadequate."
- Michael Leavitt

The COVID-19 pandemic has reached a point where containment is no longer possible. The COVID-19 threat is real, and rapidly getting worse. Many of you are very nervous; some are unsure of the validity of the information you are reading. As physician leaders, we felt it was important to craft a resource you can rely on as being scientifically accurate and one which contains as much actionable information and guidance as possible.

Accurate, actionable information during an epidemic can save lives. Physicians are on the front line of this epidemic. Not only are we treating the sick, but we are also cringing at the misinformation spread through both traditional broadcast and social media. Evidence matters. Unfortunately, evidence is often slow, methodical, and boring and has a tough time against clicky headlines and exaggeration. We believe that an accurate representation of the current COVID-19 pandemic followed by a set of actionable steps you, your loved ones, politicians, and local officials can utilize is of paramount importance and ultimately could save tens of thousands of lives.

Read more: https://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2020/03/a-covid-19-coronavirus-update-from-concerned-physicians.html
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The Murder of Duncan Lemp
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In a world where one percent of the population owns forty percent of the planet's wealth… in a world where 34,000 children die every single day from poverty and preventable diseases, and where fifty percent of the world's population lives on less than two dollars a day… one thing is clear…
We apparently are more concerned about running out of toilet paper than 34,000 children dying unnecessarily every day.
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Arizona Man Shocked to Find Out His Mother's Donated Body Was Strapped to a Chair and Detonated in U.S. Military 'Blast Testing'

The Arizona body donation center where FBI agents discovered a woman's head sewn onto a male body "like Frankenstein" also sold an elderly woman's corpse to the U.S. Army to be blown up in a "blast testing" experiment…

https://www.newsweek.com/donated-body-sold-army-brc-arizona-1451846
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MIT biologist says fear mongering on coronavirus will go down as biggest fraud to manipulate economies
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Sadly Saying Goodbye (For Now) To Andrew Yang
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Box of puppies found on man's lawn turn out to be bear cubs

A man came home to see a box of puppies that someone had left on his lawn. He called police to report the cute surprise. But when deputies took a look inside, they realized the "puppies" weren't dogs after all…

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/box-of-puppies-found-on-man-s-lawn-turn-out-to-be-bear-cubs-1.4802979
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Georgia Sheriff: Get off roads unless you're driving to the hospital

"For all the folks from wherever you were raised who know how to drive in the snow, you apparently don't and if you might actually, really know how to, no one around you does so they will likely crash into you," he said. "Stay home, enjoy the fluffy rain, run outside with the kids or the pups, stay in and snuggle with the one you love, just don't go out on the roads. If you get stuck we will try to get to you, but accidents come first so you may be out there for a long time."

https://www.thegeorgiasun.com/2020/02/08/georgia-sheriff-get-off-roads-unless-youre-driving-to-the-hospital/
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AUSTINTOWN, OH (WKBN) – An Ashtabula County man who tried to seduce an underage victim with Chicken Alfredo and Sprite will serve seven days in the county jail.

Albert Maruna, now 23, was arrested in an Austintown sex sting back in December.

He thought he was talking to a 15-year-old boy online, but it was actually an undercover Austintown police officer.

Maruna arranged to meet the officer in Austintown. He planned to bring lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo to the date.

He’ll be on house arrest for 120 days and will have to register as a Tier One sex offender.

https://www.wspa.com/news/man-tried-to-seduce-undercover-officer-with-chicken-alfredo/
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Princess Cruises quarantines 3,700 for two weeks on ship after 10 aboard test positive for coronavirus.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/04/princess-cruises-quarantines-3700-after-10-passengers-test-positive-for-virus.html
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A Rock Hill mother is accused of leaving her six children, who range from 1-year to 8 years old, alone on Super Bowl Sunday. The mother was found a short time later at a nearby bar.
https://www.live5news.com/2020/02/03/sc-mother-accused-leaving-six-children-home-alone/
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N.C. father killed wife, 3 kids, dog and himself in 'horrific crime scene,' police say

The Craven County Sheriff's Office held a news conference Monday morning to update the media on the circumstances of the Ireland family, who were all found slain in their home on Kinsaw Court in Vanceboro. Police believe Michael Jay Ireland, 39, killed his wife April Ireland, 26, their children, Michael Jayson, 4, Bryson Griffon, 3, and Carolyn Nicole, 8 months old, Craven County Sheriff Chip Hughes said Monday. Michael Ireland also killed their family dog and ended the spree by killing himself, Hughes said.

https://www.ajc.com/news/father-killed-wife-kids-dog-and-himself-horrific-crime-scene-police-say/2eux2XoqdWkoXH86NUVmHN/
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MAN ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO PAY FOR PROSTITUTE WITH HAMBURGER

Police arrested Dominic Calderon on Tuesday for solicitation after he allegedly attempted to pay an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute with a hamburger.

https://www.newsweek.com/arrested-pay-prostitute-hamburger-1485122
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Michael Bloomberg on Marijuana: Legalizing 'Another Addictive Narcotic' Is Perhaps 'Stupidest Thing Anybody Has Ever Done'

https://www.newsweek.com/michael-bloomberg-marijuana-addictive-legalization-stupidest-thing-ever-1302068
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One of the five robbers who raided two houses in Bulawayo and burnt the occupants’ buttocks with hot electric irons before robbing them of money, laptops, cellphones and plasma television sets, has been sentenced to 12 years in jail.

https://nehandaradio.com/2020/01/31/buttocks-ironing-robber-jailed-12-years/
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Chinese customs officers seized over 12 tons of illegally trafficked beaver genitals in the country’s biggest-ever smuggling case involving animal parts.

https://naijatell.com/odd/chinese-authorities-seize-12-tons-of-beaver-penises-smuggled-from-canada/
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Woman charged for allegedly biting off part of man's tongue she was kissing

https://www.wxyz.com/news/detroit-woman-charged-for-allegedly-trying-to-bite-off-tongue-of-man-she-was-kissing
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“This unofficial Page was created because people on Facebook have shown interest in this place or business. It's not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone associated with Samantha Rae Anna Jespersen's Butthole.”

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/katienotopoulos/facebook-butthole-business
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Police Officer Fired For Giving Feces Sandwich to Homeless Man Wins Job Back, Maintains Sh!t-Eating Grin

According to reports, back in 2016, bike cop Luckhurst was on patrol when he allegedly found two pieces of bread with feces in between them. Instead of throwing the shit sandwich away, he decided it would be hilarious to offer it to a homeless man.

https://www.mandatory.com/fun/1541247-police-officer-fired-for-giving-feces-sandwich-to-homeless-man
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The genetic makeup of a 12-year-old Angolan, boy is now disputed by experts after his deceased mother allegedly told him he is the offspring of a human-chimpanzee love affair, reports the Gazeta Nacional.

https://guardian.ng/news/genetic-makeup-of-12-year-old-angolan-boy-in-dispute/
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A New Jersey man has been accused of exposing himself while standing on the front lawn of a home.

Joseph P. Dube, 36, of Beverly, New Jersey, was charged via summons on Tuesday with indecent exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct.

According to court papers, a woman reported to Bristol Borough police on Sunday, January 12 that she was walking her dog in the 1100 block of Radcliffe Street when she spotted a man in mesh basketball shorts with his penis over top of the shorts. He was reported to be masturbating while watching her. She said she called her boyfriend and did not wish to walk past the man because her apartment was in that direction.

Last week, a detective made contact with Dube in the 1100 block of Radcliffe Street. He told a detective that he believed police were there because someone was exposing themselves, police said.

At the police station, Dube said he was smoking a cigarette alone outside of a Radcliffe Street residence and had his pants down, but he did not expose himself, police wrote in court papers.

A few minutes later, he recalled applying lotion to his groin area while along Radcliffe Street on January 12 as a woman walked past. He blamed the need for lotion on the fact his testicles were raw, police said.

Editor’s Note: All individuals arrested or charged with a crime are presumed innocent until proven guilty. The story was compiled using information from police and public court documents.

https://levittownnow.com/2020/01/22/man-accused-of-exposing-himself-blames-raw-testicles-cops-say/
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Andrew Yang is the 2020 Democratic presidential candidate who, according to Insider polling data, is the favorite among voters who haven't yet decided whether they're voting Republican or Democrat.

During a recent campaign stop in New Hampshire, Insider spoke with a number of right-leaning voters who have become passionate Yang supporters.

"We're not voting blue no matter who. We're Yangocrats," Russell Peterson told Insider. He and his wife, Elasa, are ex-Trump supporters who travel the country livestreaming Yang's campaign events.

A common trait among the right-of-center Yang supporters Insider spoke with was a resentment over being labeled racist because of political leanings. They see Yang as a unifying figure.

https://www.businessinsider.com/right-leaning-voters-support-andrew-yang-2020-1?fbclid=IwAR1G1kGoe2z9TxCiDqvmzFq1K8kzVlhlg3US8ptxSREgVAGN0aW0nVISXo4
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Police are looking for a man who masturbated next to a female straphanger onboard the E train last week.

The man stood in front of a 31-year-old woman who was seated on the train inside the Forest Hills station on Friday, when he began combing his beard with a knife and touching his genitals over his pants at 8:40 a.m., police said.

He then sat next to the woman and placed his hands inside his pants and continued to masturbate, police said.

Anyone with information in regard to this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or for Spanish, 1-888-57-PISTA (74782). The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the CrimeStoppers website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM, on Twitter @NYPDTips.

https://foresthillspost.com/man-masturbates-onboard-e-train-while-combing-his-beard-with-knife-nypd
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Contrary to his campaign rhetoric, Trump is privately promising to push cuts to Social Security and Medicare "on the first day of his second term."

https://americanindependent.com/trump-tells-gop-hed-gut-social-security-on-the-first-day-of-his-second-term/
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Major crisis averted in Abia over missing male genitalia

What could have degenerated into ethnic and religious crisis was averted in Umuahia, the Abia State capital as a tiger-nut customer raises alarm over the sudden disappearance of his male genitalia.

The incident which happened at Oboro Street by Niger road attracted so many residents who wanted to have a glimpse of the incident.

According to a source in the area, it took the timely intervention of men of the Nigeria Police Force, Bende road to avert a mob action against the Hausa man who was accused of being behind the penis disappearance.

Reports have it that the man whose manhood went missing said that he stopped to buy tiger nut from the Hausa man and while he was about going into his shop to get money to give to the man, the Hausa man touched in pretence to remove a stain from his cloth.

The man was said to feel that something moved out of his body and when he touched himself, he noticed his penis was missing.

It was at that point that the man was said to have raised alarm of his missing organ.

The people around were said to have rushed and caught the Hausa who was trying to abandon his wheelbarrow to escape.

He (Hausa man) was reportedly beaten to pulp and was made to restore what he has taken away from the victim.

“He said that he cannot return the penis saying that “the penis is very far and cannot be returned”.

The police were alerted and they took the man and Hausa man to the police headquarters in Bende road in Umuahia.

When our reporter visited the scene, some of the people at the scene told our reporter that the policemen who came to rescue the suspect took him to an unknown destination.

When contacted, the command’s police public relations officer (PPRO), Geoffrey Ogbonna confirmed the incident.

Ogbonna said the culprit was taken into protective custody to avoid the public mobbing him.

But information gathered while filing this report has it that the penis of the victim has been restored after the victim was taken to the popular Ama Hausa at Eket Street in Umuahia where the situation was reversed.

https://thenationonlineng.net/major-crisis-averted-in-abia-over-missing-male-genitalia/
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Driver dies after rocketing 400ft across the San Joaquin River in his Mercedes during a high speed police chase.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7912051/Driver-dies-rocketing-400ft-San-Joaquin-River-Mercedes-police-chase.html
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An elderly woman survived a fall from a 7th floor window in New York City after she landed on a crate of fruit and vegetables on the sidewalk below.

https://www.newsweek.com/elderly-woman-survives-fall-landing-crate-1484016
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K-9 bites cow, SC deputy tases K-9, cow kicks deputy

https://www.wspa.com/news/state-news/k-9-bites-cow-sc-deputy-tases-k-9-cow-kicks-deputy/
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An explosion at a chemical factory in the independent Spanish region of Catalonia was so powerful that it flung a one-ton steel plate two miles, where it crashed into an apartment building, killing one resident.

https://www.newsweek.com/chemical-plant-explosion-launches-metal-plate-air-killing-man-two-miles-away-1482405
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Buchanan was charged after she and her husband took off their shirts to keep their clothes from getting dirty while they hung drywall in their garage in a Salt Lake City suburb.

When her husband’s three children, ages 9 through 13, walked in, she “explained she considers herself a feminist and wanted to make a point that everybody should be fine with walking around their house or elsewhere with skin showing,” her lawyers said in court documents.

The charges against her were filed after the children’s mother reported the incident to child welfare officials working on a separate investigation involving the kids.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/01/22/tilli-buchanan-utah-woman-seen-topless-home-fights-charges/4540768002/
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A Clinton Hill man registered his beer as an emotional support animal last month, hoping the certification will allow him to access public transit in possession of his favorite beverage.

https://www.brooklynpaper.com/clinton-hill-man-registers-beer-as-emotional-support-animal/
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The woman told police that Clark had been drinking alcohol all day while watching the impeachment trial and "was upset," although documents do not state what caused his anger.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/01/23/trump-impeachment-trial-on-tv-leads-to-pennsylvania-domestic-assault/4551237002/
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Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/
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A man who was allegedly high on meth reportedly fought off more than a dozen police officers while publicly masturbating.

https://www.appbbs.com/news/2020/01/man-high-on-meth-fights-off-15-police-officers-while-masturbating
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“Sopranos” actress Annabella Sciorra confronted Harvey Weinstein from the witness stand Thursday, telling a jury in a quivering voice that the burly Hollywood studio boss barged into her apartment in the mid-1990s, overpowered her and raped her as she tried to fight him off by kicking and punching him.

She said that a month later, she ran into him and confronted him about what happened, and he replied: “That’s what all the nice Catholic girls say.”

Then, she told the jury, Weinstein leaned toward her and added menacingly: “This remains between you and I.”

“I thought he was going to hit me right there,” Sciorra testified.

At other points in the 1990s, she said, Weinstein sent her packages with Valium and a box of chocolate penises and turned up early one morning at her Cannes Film Festival hotel room door “in his underwear with a bottle of baby oil in one hand and a videotape in the other.” She said he eventually left after she started frantically pushing buttons on the room phone to summon help.

http://archive.is/6202N
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China closing all movie theaters due to virus outbreak
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California man named Sexy Vegan enters plea in dog sex-assault case . Vegan — whose name was previously Hansel Marion DeBartolo III — was busted for posting a video that showed a pit bull licking his rear end on Sept. 5, the Los Angeles County DA’s office said…

https://nypost.com/2020/01/20/california-man-named-sexy-vegan-enters-plea-in-dog-sex-assault-case/
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This seem fair or like justice to you?!
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Wheaton Police Officers Shovel Up Dozens Of Donuts Left In The Road

The Wheaton Police Department's deputy chief P.J. Youker also saw the funny side of the incident. "The humor's not lost on us, either," he told the Chicago Tribune.

He conceded that although officers do love donuts, they draw the line at "one that's been run over 100 times on Naperville Road."

https://www.newsweek.com/police-shovel-donuts-blocking-road-1483184
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A bank robber put a pillowcase over his head to hide his identity – then had to take it off because he couldn’t see…

https://news.stv.tv/east-central/bank-robber-forgot-to-cut-eye-holes-in-pillowcase-mask
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Five killed in Russian hotel as scalding water floods room

At least five people including a child died in the Russian city of Perm when a broken heating pipe flooded their hotel rooms with scalding water, investigators said.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jan/20/five-killed-in-russian-hotel-as-boiling-water-floods-room
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Tennessee school bus driver charged with DUI after crash Wednesday

https://newschannel9.com/news/local/tennessee-school-bus-driver-charged-with-dui-after-crash-wednesday
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The First Annual Texas Testicle Festival is Coming to Fredericksburg

https://www.wideopeneats.com/texas-testicle-festival/
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Weird News
https://www.appbbs.com/news/
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Man finds $43K in donated couch and returns money to previous owner

Howard Kirby said the ottoman felt hard and when it was opened he found a box containing thousands of dollars in cash.

https://www.today.com/news/man-finds-43k-donated-couch-returns-money-previous-owner-t172123